REALTONES

Funtones

Full Tracks

Urban Hits

Legends Of Hip Hop

Reggae

Funtones

Nametones

Realtones

Voicemail

Full Tracks

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The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Legends Of Hip Hop

Urban Hits
Legends Of Hip Hop
Reggae
Funtones

Prominent Voices and Stars

Comedy und Fun

All for kids

Excerptions and poetry

All kind of Sounds

Sound

Music

Cars

Animals

SMS arrived

Killing sounds

Horror

Loops

SMS Jingle

Soccer

Christmas

Halloween

Motorbikes

Booze

Crazy

Announces

Dialect

Science-Fiction

Winter

The Mad Frog

Yourbox-Stars

Smoking Pot

Wake-up calls

Easter

New Year´s Eve

Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Love & Lifestyle

Asian Cocktail

Sports

Carnival

ACTION

Stereo - FX

Mozart

Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Movie Special: Pirates

Baby Special

Spells

Stop the War!

Xtreme Soundz

Strictly Censored!

Business

Motion Pictures and TV

SMS Sounds

Content Special

Nametones

Dubstep

Krocha Power

Silvesterstimmung

Weihnachten - Christkindanruf

Weihnachten - Ho Ho Ho

Nametone Eingehend - Alarm! ... Ruft an!

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Rap & Chill Out

Hard Rock Punk Style

Volksmusik - Das Waldesecho

Volksmusik - Die Klingeltonbuam

Trance-Style

Tekkno-Style

EM Special

Realtones

Rock

Yourbox-Stars

Ringtonesongs

Nursery rhymes

National Anthem

Relaxing

Pop

Mozart

Crazy X-Mess

Dance

Christmas

Voicemail

Love & Lifestyle

Business

Spells

Christmas

Quickies

Holiyday

Easter & Carnival

Star Wares

Local Originals

All for Kids

Rough

Smoking Pot

Comedy & Fun

Celebs & Stars

Fans & Freaks

Nice & Useful

Cinema & TV

Poetry & Excerpts

Prominent Voices and Stars

EXTRA!! EXTRA!! Tony Blair scandal!!
Hello, here is Britney!
Talk to me and survive´ [´Arni]
My son Taxi [David Backhome]
No junk food! Pick up!´ [´Arni]
People of California´ [´Arni]
´I never had a sexual relationship´ [Bill C.]
I wanna speak just with you
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Comedy und Fun

´It´s me, your mobile´
Answer the babyphone please!
I have a message for you
Türütütü
You let me ring away like this?
Till death do us part...
Yup didlidi..telephone
Major Piano Sonata [Rehearsing the C]
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All for kids

Wheels On The Bus
Row Your Boat
Swallow The Fly
Child coughing
Fox You Stole My Goosey Gander
Cuckoo Song (Do You Kazoo?)
If You´re Happy And You Know It
One Man Went To Mow
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All kind of Sounds

SMS arrived 05
Door bell
Could you pour me another glass, please?
Old telephone ringing 1
ECG
Alpine Jazz I [Yodel Madness]
Waves 1
Toy making love
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Sound

Petshop
Cows at the creek
Radio tuning
Open air bath
Boat
Creek
Electrical storm
For whom the cowbell tolls...
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Music

Beat Box-2 [Pimp Of Persia]
Supercock (Metal)
Fanfare ´Zapfenstreich´ Germany
Anthem GDR [Music Box Melody]
Drums
vous coucher avec moi? [Voulez]
Beat Box-8 [Pimp Of Persia]
02 [Flohwalzer]
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Cars

Ri++++r (9 HÜ) slides
passes [Pe+++ot 406]
drive-away [Pe+++ot 406]
F1 Racing car
Tractor Ste+r Starting
Triumph TR 4 (1962)
Formula 1 race
Truck Horn
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Animals

Horse neighing 2
Bear morning growl
Cougar growl
gull 3 [Sea]
Chimpanzee 1
See you later, alligator
2 [Cock]
Lounge lizard
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SMS arrived

SMS arrived 08
02 [Its me, honey]
Text from behind
SMS arrived 09
Idiot Text
02 [Killer Text]
02 [Text for you]
01 [Its me, honey]
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Killing sounds

02 [Catkiller]
01 [Dogkiller]
02 [Dogkiller]
Child Song and Baby Cry III
Child Song and Baby Crying I
Child Song with Baby Cry II
04 [Catkiller]
Baby cries I
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Horror

Sick laughter III
Happy Halloween I
Satan is Your Father (Reversed Horror)
We´re all gonna die!!!!!
Ghost
Nobody can hear you scream!!!
Oh, don´t mind my pet wolf...
Sick laughter II
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Loops

News Loop
1 [Industrial Loop]
2 [Loop]
Action Loop
2 [Electric Loop]
1 [Strange Loop]
70´s Loop
02 [Fast]
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SMS Jingle

11 [Melody]
04 [Melody]
10 [Melody]
05 [Text urgent]
15 [Melody]
11 [Text urgent]
14 [Text urgent]
13 [Melody]
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Soccer

Japan - Sports [National Anthem]
Stadium
´COTE IVOIRE !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Brazil - Sports (POR) [National Anthem]
Connection passes to Phonecall!
´ U.S.A. !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Pick up the phone you fu+++´n c++t
Ghana vs. Senegal
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Christmas

Crazy XMAS Songs: Christmas Horn
Jingle Bells
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
fun fun fun fun tralalalala [Mad Frog]
O Christmas Tree [Mad Frog]
XMAS Rythm V: Groovy
XMAS Rythm II
Have a Goddamn great Xmas!!
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Halloween

Peavis+Putthead: Scaring people
Al Panocino I (parody) [Happy Halloween]
Happy Halloween from Mexico
Ghost A Wettish One
The slaughter
Shocking Nursery Rhymes
Jacko (parody) [Happy Halloween]
Ghost wishes Happy Halloween
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Motorbikes

400 Start [VFR]
pressing the accel-pedal [Ri++++r (9 HP)]
pressing the accel-pedal [Ya++++ F+R 500]
1000 passing [FZR]
passes [Ya++++ F+R 500]
Ho+++ 650 passing
Hor+++ 600 passing
passes [Ri++++r (9 HP)]
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Crazy

A Day At the Races [Retarded]
Crazy XMAS Songs: Christmas Whistling
Alpine Jazz I [Yodel Madness]
Telephone!!!
Outrunning battery 1
Alpine Jazz II [Yodel Madness]
RAP [Kim Jong Il]
Cry of Joy I [Yodel Madness]
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Announces

BBC News 2
Warning! Owner is member of Scotland Yard!
mason (m) [Warning! Owner is a free]
Warning! Owner is a Secret Agent!
The woman of your dreams
Mobile spam filter
BBC News 1
Please pick up the phone [Airport]
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Dialect

What does he want this time? (London)
Pick up fat git-2 [UK]
Fuck Me! It´s ringing again! (London)
Cockney phone crisis #3 (Liverpool)
No botting tonight.
Welsh phone crisis! #3
Lord love us! (Liverpool)
Hey joker! (Birmingham)
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Science-Fiction

Attention! Incoming SMS [Robot]
tech cartridge [X]
´Message coming´
Piano of an Alien
Leda [The Planets]
tech analyzer [X]
Albiroix [The Planets]
Alien transmission
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Winter

Warning! Owner is a heavy drinker! (m)
Snowboarder´s Delight
Boarder´s Fun: Well done!
Snowboard: Vomiting Contest
Snowboard: Hole in one
Men´s Beverage Slalom
Snowboard: Moby Dick
Jiihaaah!
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The Mad Frog

The Mad Frog is puking
New Year´s Waltz [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog and it´s girlfriend
The Mad Frog is crying
01 [The Mad Frog]
02 [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog is f+++++g
The Mad Frog is riding his baby!
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Yourbox-Stars

DR L O V E [Dr Love]
London Bridge
Wheels On The Bus
I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
Merry Christmas!
Fox You Stole My Goosey Gander
Row Your Boat
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Wake-up calls

Red Morning Mood
Green Morning Mood
Orange Juice [Good Morning]
Turqoise Morning Mood
Indigo Morning Mood
Espresso [Good Morning]
Sausages [Good Morning]
Indigo Yellow Morning Mood
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Easter

Michael [Easter Bunny]
German Rabbit from Frankfurt
The Sounds Of Easter
ordinary [Rabbit Xtra]
Don´t fuck with me [Easter Bunny]
Fans cheering for the Easter Bunny
Eggs out of my ass [Easter Bunny]
Crazy Text Message [Randy Ralph]
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New Year´s Eve

Bang [Fireworks]
Rocket and Bang [Fireworks]
Pummerin (Curchbell of Vienna Stephansdom)
New year´s eve and whistle
New year´s eve whistle
Good fairy.
New year´s eve party
Cracker [Fireworks]
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Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Smoking Doesn´t Make You Cool
Put That Cigarettes Out You Bastard II
Smoker Coughing
To Smoke Or Not To Smoke
This Phone Breathes Smoke Free Air
I Love Smoking!
Smoking Is Digging Your Grave
Cigarettes Are Long And Thin
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Asian Cocktail

Rajiv apologizes for a delay
Cpt. Sandhi vomits
Rajiv descending
Indian: Answer the phone!
Singing Indian IX
Cpt. Sandhi and the diarrhea sign
Indian: Please won´t you pick up?
Chief steward Rajiv
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Sports

Baseball Fans: Let´s go Diamondbacks!
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Cardinals!
Rain in Wimbledon
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Brewers!
Wimbledon: Look! Blindfolded!!!
Wimbledon: Whack, Forward, Smack, Back
E C W ! E C W ! E C W ! E C W !
Up - 2 [Tour de France Pump]
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Carnival

Everybody dance to the carnival!!!
Fred, the fag smiles a warm smileFred, the fag smiles a warm smile
Hysterical Laughter
The Mad Frog is amused
A-R-N-I-V-A-L !!! [C]
The Drag Queen enjoys
Diva´s Laughter
Tataaaaaaahh
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ACTION

OP Battlefield: Looks like an telephone call!
AK 47 Reload and barrage
AK 47 reload and shots
Battlefield 20th Century
Machinegun salvoes
OP Battlefield: We´re under heavy fire!!
Alarm and air strike
Semiautomatic Sniper Rifle
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Stereo - FX

Wet Dream
Disturbed Radio
Grandma´s Alright
Fat Car
Sin City
Engaged
Trial Dial
Nightmare [Dreamhome]
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Mozart

Major-Sonata in the masticator [The A]
Coronation Mass feat. Shaky
Major Piano Sonata [Rehearsing the C]
Nymphony No. 40 (feat. Shaky)
Rondo Alla Turka in the masticator
Symphony in the mastcator [The Jupiter]
Alla Turka (feat. Shaky)
Shaky´s Kleine Nachtmusik
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Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Superchelsea
2 [Superblair]
Superpickup
Supernews
Superphone
Superjoint
Superphonebox
Superquote
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Movie Special: Pirates

Land ahoy!
Pirates, arrrre you rrreadyyy?
Davy Jones’ Locker
livered bilge rats - Fair-weather Pirates [Lilly]
Shut yer beak!
Prepare to Board
Mobile Pirates
Fearless Pirates
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Baby Special

Child Song and Baby Crying I
Anthem Austria [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme I [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme V [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme IX [Music Box Melody]
Bird wedding [Music Box Melody]
Holzhackerbuam [Music Box Melody]
Per Elise [Music Box Melody]
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Stop the War!

war telephone [This is an anti]
Mobiles against the war !!!
The power of love
Stop f+++ing killing people !!!
As the bombs keep on falling...
Give peace a chance
Make some love !!!
Stop the war !!!
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Xtreme Soundz

Arena Maniac
The slaughter
Adrenalin
Scotish animal massacre
Xtreme Monster
Drill me baby
3 [Kung Fu]
Xtreme Baby
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Business

I´ll co [Mr. General manager, sir! An urgent call]
Slight knocking
Discreet ringing
I´ll connect! [Doctor! An urgent call]
I´ll connect! [Mr. President! An urgent call]
An urgent call from the President!
An urgent call from the Prime Minister!
Sorry boss! It´s an urgent call!
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Motion Pictures and TV

Grab your phone´ [´Arni]
Is anybody out there?
Answer the phone! Now!´ [´Arni]
And now for something completely different
Fuck off Stephen, you knob jockey
´My name is Bond!´
Missed my chance to get some cock
I have the papers!´ [´Hello Mr. Bond]
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SMS Sounds

Slaybells
Ego Shooter Siren
11 [Message]
24 [Message]
Incoming Transmission Alert
20 [Message]
Old horn
05 [Message]
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Content Special

Dingalingaling (Do You Kazoo?)
Alpine Scream Of Joy 1
Funeral March (Do You Kazoo?)
FREE TIBET [Olympic Boycott]
Alarm Siren (Do You Kazoo?)
Alpine Scream Of Joy 2
Start Shooting [Olympic Games: 100m Dash]
Mother Goose Rhyme (Do You Kazoo?)
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